Goat Sinulator

v16.22 — "The Labor Update"

• Goats can now go on strike. This is a feature. Management regrets nothing and also everything.
• Added the Sin Exchange. Past performance of sins does not guarantee future sins.
• A raccoon in a tracksuit has been spotted riding goats. So has a television. We are not responsible for either.
• Added achievements. Each one makes the herd 0.5% more productive, out of pride.
• Added Today's Leviticus, a daily modifier shared by everyone on Earth who plays this.
• Goats now have names. Please do not get attached.
• Added a Terms of Service. You have already agreed to it.
• Added the Hall of Atonement leaderboard. GoatGuard™ is watching it.
• Fixed an issue where goats could return.
• Nerfed Leviticus by 3%.
• Removed "Spiritual weight remaining." It was infinite and it was making everyone sad.

v16.21 — "GoatGuard"

• Renamed to Goat Sinulator after legal review by a goat.
• Added GoatGuard™ anti-cheat. It has caught one (1) cheater: you.

v16.0 — "Initial Release"

• Goats.